What is the definition of Greatly Medical Research?

"Greatly medical research" is like saying we've spent so much time and money on studying diseases that now, almost like a slapstick comedy, we've convinced ourselves that it can just magically cure us. It's like saying we've spent years trying to figure out why our pets can't sleep at night, and now we've found a magical potion that turns them into human babies.

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Here's an edgy example sentence: "After a week of taking the latest 'Greatly Medical Research' supplement, my doctor's office looked suspiciously like a discount drug store, and I was convinced I'd just unlocked the secret to eternal youth."